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Welcome, and thank you for taking a moment to read this section. We get asked many questions about what to and what not to bring.

To help maintain a comfortable atmosphere on our 'home on the water', and avoid any awkward situations or embarrassment when you arrive , we have answered many prickly questions here.

> Towels and Toothbrushes
> Media Devices and 240vDC chargers
> Medications
> Snorkelling gear
> Alcoholic Drinks
> Lifejackets for children

PACKING LIST (printable)...tap here

MUST BRING (long version)...tap here

> FOOD & SHOES (onboard)
> Ethical/lifestyle DIETS are not catered for
> Food/drinks being taken into the hulls
> Personal items - not covered under our Yacht Personal Effects Insurance,
> Suitcases, Eskies, or Cardboard boxes
> Any drug items
> Hairdryers, irons, pets & medical kits

EXPANDED DETAIL...tap here

Supplied:
> Drinking Water (pure double filtered) - no fridge room for personal bottles
> Bedding & pillows,
> Soap-a-derm Soap, Johnsons Baby Shampoo
> Washing Power
> Oral-B electric toothbrush charger,
> Sunscreen SPF50

Considerations:
> Ladies and dresses?
> Washing
> Medicines

LONG VERSION for detail on the above

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onboard guide

> EFFLUENT DISCHARGE, and
> SPECIAL TOILET PAPER (not joking...)
> TISSUES, HAIR & SANITARY ITEMS Disposal
> Marine saltwater toilets explained
> Rooms/ensuites - privacy requirement
> Shower usage, and fresh water

PLEASE READ THIS...tap link

> Small 12vDC Fridge/Freezer. It's effectiveness relies on limited door opening.

Fridge/Freezer is not a:
> Beer fridge/freezer,
> Filled with bait or raw fish,
> Sectioned for personal food storage, or
> Storing water bottles.

> We do have a large Esky onboard, just needs ice!

WHY? in detail...TAP HERE

> Cooktop - suitable for one person only
> Sink - suitable for one person only
> Sink - 'clean sink policy' (ie no dishes in sink)

EXPANDED VERSION...tap here.

> We know first hand what does work (and does not work).

A MUST READ IF YOU ARE IN ANY DOUBT

Before arrival (at a minimum), please know where:
1. LIFE JACKETS (6 PFD's) are located, and
2. GALLEY FIRE EXTINGUISHER is located.

VIEW MAP here

FOOD - We will mutually agree on costs prior to boarding. This will be via Tip Jar (see below).

WHINGING  $10 (per 5-minute block),
ARGUING  $1/min (min. 5 minutes),
'YOU SAID...'   $100 (not negotiable),
'...BORED...'  $25 (not negotiable),
SORE LOSERS  $10 flat,
DON'T EAT FISH?  $22.95 (don't carry change),
BLOCKING A TOILET  $125/hour (min. 4hrs),
CALLING THIS YACHT 'a boat' $1 each time.

TIP JAR - tips are always welcome, however the Tip Jar is 'Out of Order' at the moment.

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